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    Category: Satire

    Frolicking selected as demonstration sport at 2024 Olympics

    Following the huge surge in participation during the recently enforced ‘swim and go’ sessions, the Olympic Committee has today announced that frol…
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    OceanFit 11 May 2020
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    Swimmer ‘shocked’ she hasn’t kept her fitness over winter

    Local swimmer Slo Goin was shocked to discover she was out of breath just 200m into today's ocean swim at Oceanville.
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    OceanFit 4 October 2019

    Ridiculed smartwatch wearers #swimthebird to haters

    Swimmers have taken to social media to give the bird to those who ridicule them for posting their swim maps.
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    OceanFit 6 February 2019

    New research suggests males scientifically unable to assess swimming speed

    Oceanville City Pool is being hailed today for its new policy initiative to reduce the confusion around its lane speeds.
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    OceanFit 11 January 2019

    The Garmin Effect: Coaches ask for training lanes to be measured

    In an X-files-like case that is baffling coaches around the country, squad members are reporting swimming as much as 15% further than planned.
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    OceanFit 9 October 2018
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