Frolicking selected as demonstration sport at 2024 Olympics
Following the huge surge in participation during the recently enforced ‘swim and go’ sessions, the Olympic Committee has today announced that frol…
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Swimmer ‘shocked’ she hasn’t kept her fitness over winter
Local swimmer Slo Goin was shocked to discover she was out of breath just 200m into today's ocean swim at Oceanville.
Ridiculed smartwatch wearers #swimthebird to haters
Swimmers have taken to social media to give the bird to those who ridicule them for posting their swim maps.
New research suggests males scientifically unable to assess swimming speed
Oceanville City Pool is being hailed today for its new policy initiative to reduce the confusion around its lane speeds.
The Garmin Effect: Coaches ask for training lanes to be measured
In an X-files-like case that is baffling coaches around the country, squad members are reporting swimming as much as 15% further than planned.